A tree-dithered ray of morning sun bathes your fur in a soothingly orange light, a sensation full of the lethargic promise that you have grown so accustomed to. The morning formality proceeds with the dainty mastery of one who has practised its particularities for multiple lifetimes. You stretch your paws forwards, nails out, raise your hips, curl your body vertically, and bend your head down to finish with a magnificent fang-exposing yawn. But then, something odd happens. A leaf of grass tickles your whiskers.
[[Sneeze]]You are Schrödinger's Cat. Quantum multiverse theory. You can always undo one action, meaning you can (often) influence the way the story unfolds and partially always see more than one outcome of each action, moving fluedly between different universes for the duration of one action.Some weird things have been happening since you got out of that box.
You sneeze hard.
//Meowtchoo!//
When the post-sneeze bedazzlement has worn off, you notice a human is suddenly squatting by your side. It reaches out to fondle you, the unsolicited act of which warrants retaliation. On second thought, any form of reprisal is likely to occasion more undesired interaction with it. Darn those utterly obscene creatures, unable to overcome their primitive urges.
[[Teach the human about the consequences of his actions]]
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