WALKTHRU FOR STUPID KITTENS
by P. Huffington
sleep2dream@fionafan.com

When you get to the litter in the afterlife, pee on it.  Choose the sock.  Get your soul.  Wash your soul.  Claw the drapes.  In the koan, go east.  When you see Albert, play dice.  When you see the angel, smell the flowers.  At Love's house, go into the backyard, go south, and go south again.