Solution to "Bullhockey!" by B F Lindsay (I highly encourage any adventurer to explore, ask characters questions, etc etc., also try things and ask questions, especially during some of the waiting periods...this game is forgiving, despite its length...) N GET UP WEAR BACKPACK LOOK UNDER BED EXAMINE PILE OF BOOKS NE HIT SWITCH WITH STAFF S GET ON HANGING FAN SW TAKE CASE OPEN CASE WEAR BINOCULARS PUT CASE IN BACKPACK NW TAKE OFFICE SHOES PUT OFFICE SHOES IN BACKPACK E EXAMINE BACK WINDOW LOOK AT ODD FLASH THROUGH BINOCULARS W UNLOCK FRONT DOOR W N N E E S S W NW W PUSH MIRROR S SEARCH WASTE BASKET TAKE TINY KEY UNLOCK DRAWER WITH TINY KEY OPEN DRAWER TAKE GIN BOTTLE CLOSE DRAWER PUT KEY IN WASTE BASKET N E SE E S W NW POUR OUT GIN TURN ON TAP FILL BOTTLE WITH TAP SE E E E NE TAKE LANTERN S N ASK BURLY GUARD ABOUT HIMSELF (these are the 5 main questions but you can ask him about other things) ASK WALTER ABOUT BUILDING ASK WALTER ABOUT REHAB ASK WALTER ABOUT EMPLOYER ASK WALTER ABOUT MAGAZINE GIVE BOTTLE TO WALTER N TURN ON LANTERN TAKE ROLL N W PUSH SCAFFOLDING EAST PUSH SCAFFOLDING TO THE ARROW PUSH SEE-SAW TO THE STAGE EDGE TURN CRANK CW G I DROP LANTERN PUT ALL IN BACKPACK WEAR BACKPACK WEAR STAFF CLOSE BACKPACK TURN ON SPIGOT TURN ON ENGINE GET ON SEE-SAW Z Z W UNLOCK FRONT DOOR W N N E E E S SEARCH RED SHIRT E EXAMINE BARBER'S CHAIR SIT IN CHAIR TAKE SCREWDRIVER Z(you can ask the barber questions about some things while he cuts your hair) Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z TAKE ALL GIVE TEN-DOLLAR BILL TO JERRY WEAR BACKPACK OPEN BACKPACK PUT RED SHIRT IN BACKPACK W N TAKE SCREWDRIVER PRY GRATING WITH SCREWDRIVER OPEN GRATING TAKE SPECTACLES CLOSE GRATING PUT SCREWDRIVER IN BACKPACK S E GIVE SPECTACLES TO JERRY E E LOOK UP TAKE REPORT GET ON SHELF PULL SHEET TAKE TOWEL PUT TOWEL IN HOLE GET DOWN W W GIVE BIB TO JERRY W W S S S W GIVE TICKET TO CHESTER W N SEARCH FORD W GET IN CAR Z Z Z Z Z EXAMINE BLUE SPLOTCH THROUGH BINOCULARS Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z S GIVE POPCORN TO DUCK TAKE ROCK E SW PUT ALL IN BACKPACK DROP BACKPACK TAKE ROCK GET IN PURPLE CAR THROW ROCK AT LEVER Z(you can try to do other things but all you can really do is ride) Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z(you should have the blue shirt by now) GET OUT WEAR BACKPACK WEAR STAFF SEARCH BOOTH TAKE STRIP PUT STRIP ON PIPE E S SW S U U GET ON STATUE PUT PIPE ON SKYLIGHT GET OFF D D N NE N N SE Z Z LOOK UNDER TICKET TRAILER UNLOCK DOOR WITH WHITE KEY S SEARCH SKYLIGHT(you should have the yellow shirt as a result) EXAMINE NOTEBOOK N Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z EXAMINE BLUE MAN ASK BOB ABOUT FINGERS TELL BOB ABOUT RED SHIRT Z(good time to ask bob questions, get to know Bob and Rodger, examine them, try things, etc., about 20 moves before release from the cell.) Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z N(going back to the apartment) N N N N N W W S S TAKE KEYRING UNLOCK FRONT DOOR WITH APARTMENT KEY E PUT ALL IN BACKPACK SEARCH WHITE CHAIR SW GET ON BED READ DIARY GET UP SEARCH DESK TURN ON SWITCH UNLOCK CLOSET DOOR WITH SMALL KEY OPEN CLOSET DOOR E S WHISPER [magic word] ... *magic word is word found in diary E TAKE BAG EXAMINE SPREAD(this is optional--anything about the tarot spread is optional but adds to the game experience) EXAMINE CARD PICK UP CARD W N W NW OPEN FRONT DOOR OPEN BLACK BOX SEARCH BLACK SPHERE W W S TAKE KEYRING UNLOCK MAILBOX #9 WITH MAILBOX KEY OPEN MAILBOX TAKE JUNK MAIL SEARCH JUNK MAIL G READ INVITATION N E N PUT ON OFFICE SHOES N(going to boss's house for the party) N W W W W W W W N N PUSH BUTTON N READ NOTE S Z(another good time to explore, try things around John's house, about 18 moves before John goes up to nap, if you leave the house, you will be able to come back in.) Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z U N TAKE JOHN'S ELEGANT SHOES OPEN NIGHTSTAND TAKE PONDEROUS KEY S D N N THROW JOHN'S ELEGANT SHOES AT THE LARGE TREE W EXAMINE MASS TAKE DRESS SHOES UNLOCK PADLOCK WITH PONDEROUS KEY W W TAKE STRANGE OBJECT PUT STRANGE OBJECT IN BACK POCKET D UNTIE HANDKERCHEIF UNTIE ROPE GIVE MOJO TO NATALIE G G X ... type any 11 characters, then hit space X X X X X X X X X X X PUSH TINY BUTTON CUT ROPE WITH SWITCHBLADE G G GET UP E N TAKE BACKPACK TAKE ALL PUT ALL IN BACKPACK WEAR BACKPACK N TURN WHEEL TAKE KEY U TAKE STICK E BREAK PLASTIC STICK WEAR PLASTIC STICK WEAR STAFF PUT ALABASTER KEY IN LEFT POCKET U SEARCH HOLLOW WAVE WHIP AT STRONG BRANCH SWING ON WHIP W NE S SW SW THINK EXAMINE SMALL FIRE TAKE BADGE EXAMINE HOLE PUT STAFF IN HOLE OPEN BACKPACK TIE RED SHIRT TO WHITE SHIRT(you can tie the shirts in any order) TIE YELLOW SHIRT TO ROPE TIE BLUE SHIRT TO ROPE TIE GREEN SHIRT TO ROPE TIE LONG ROPE TO STAFF D S CUT LEATHER STRING WITH SWITCHBLADE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT MY BED(you don't have to ask these same questions, ask about anything, really it doesn't matter, just enjoy the answers and wait for one of them to say the 'magic word' you saw earlier--this will be the real Natalie) ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT YOUR DESK ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT LIPSTICK NOTE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT MABEL ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT LEFT NATALIE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT RIGHT NATALIE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT THE OTHER WOMAN ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT WHITE SHIRT ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT MOJO ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT YOUR BED ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT MABEL ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT ME ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT ALCOVE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT KITCHEN ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT NOTE ASK RIGHT NATALIE ABOUT MAGIC WORD ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT ALCOVE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT THE ALCOVE ASK LEFT NATALIE ABOUT SECRET ALCOVE GIVE BAG TO NATALIE* ... *should be the Natalie who said the correct 'magic word' N D E S S S W EXAMINE FEET TELL BOB ABOUT NATALIE W S S N