Walkthrough for Unscientific Fiction, by Tom Tervoort I recommend using CTRL+F and search for a chapter or an item name so you don't need to scroll all the way down. -Prologue- X POSTER TAKE POSTER FLUSH POSTER THROUGH TOILET Z Z Z Z X POOL TAKE BAG Z Z -Chapter 1- THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK THINK ANSWER 1 TO LUCY ... Come on! Do you really need a walkthrough for this? X SIGNPOST X MAN TAKE HAT SW X STATUE X FUNGUS ATTACK FUNGUS ... I recommend waiting a few turns before attacking. E E X SHOP ASK TOAD ABOUT MINIATURE OPEN BOOTH ENTER BOOTH USE PHONE ... You can do this a few times for a few easter eggs. TAKE PHONE BOOK READ BOOK X PIECE OF PAPER SMELL PAPER EXIT W ENTER TEMPLE TALK TO LUMBERJACK GIVE EXPERIENCE POINT TO LUMBERJACK S TAKE GLUE X MACHINE OPEN MACHINE TAKE LEMON PUT PAPER IN MACHINE X MACHINE TAKE PAPER N E ENTER BOOTH CALL 0573924512 EXIT NW ANSWER BLUEBERRY PIE ... It really doesn't matter what you say here. Just pick any kind of food. TAKE MONEY SE BUY MINIATURE X MINIATURE W ENTER TEMPLE X EAST WALL X WEST WALL TAKE EXTINGUISHER X FOUNTAIN X SUBSTANCE FILL HAT WITH SUBSTANCE GLUE PAPER TO HAT X SCALES X LEFT SCALE TAKE ROPE FILL HAT WITH SUBSTANCE Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ... You can of course spend this time doing something better than just waiting. Also, make sure you are carrying the rope. X RIGHT SCALE TIE BALLOON TO ROCK PUT EVERYTHING ON LEFT SCALE -Chapter 2- LOOK X CONSOLE X DOOR TALK TO LUCY ASK LUCY ABOUT DOOR ASK LUCY ABOUT KEYCARD ASK LUCY ABOUT RED KEYCARD TAKE KEYCARD OPEN DOOR S X MAP S X SYMBOL X WEST DOOR OPEN WEST DOOR W X WINDOW X LAVA LAMP TAKE LAMP X TABLE OPEN DRAWER ... Yeah, it's that easy... TAKE SCREWDRIVER SIT ON SOFA TAKE REMOTE TURN ON TV X TV CHANGE CHANNEL TO 2 ... Remember this for later. CHANGE CHANNEL TO 4 X VENT OPEN DUCT ATTACK DUCT ENTER DUCT X CABINET OPEN CABINET TAKE SALT TAKE PEPPER TAKE POLONIUM X SINK TAKE PAN TAKE ALL DISHES X SINK OPEN MICROWAVE PUT KEYCARD IN MICROWAVE CLOSE MICROWAVE TURN ON MICROWAVE OPEN MICROWAVE TAKE CARD OPEN YELLOW DOOR SW TAKE WINE OPEN RED DOOR W PRESS BUTTON PULL BUTTON E OPEN COOLBOX PUT CARD IN COOLBOX CLOSE COOLBOX OPEN COOLBOX TAKE CARD OPEN YELLOW DOOR NE ENTER VENT E PUT BUTTON IN SOCKET PRESS BUTTON S X KEYPAD PRESS B1F BUTTON X PORTAL X MOP TAKE MOP X DETERGENT TAKE DETERGENT W W USE MOP WITH STEAM ... First keep waiting untill steam bursts out of a pipe. X OUTLET PUT MOP IN OUTLET W X CHEST OPEN CHEST TAKE CROWBAR X MESSAGE E E PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 3F BUTTON OPEN RED DOOR N X STAPLER TAKE STAPLER X DESK OPEN DRAWER TAKE FLASHLIGHT S PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 1F BUTTON W ENTER DUCT PUT CARD IN MICROWAVE CLOSE MICROWAVE TURN ON MICROWAVE OPEN MICROWAVE TAKE CARD OPEN DOOR SW PUT KEYCARD IN COOLBOX CLOSE BOX OPEN BOX TAKE CARD W OPEN YELLOW DOOR W X FLASHLIGHT PUT POLONIUM IN FLASHLIGHT TURN ON FLASHLIGHT W X GRUE X CRATE ... You'll need the detergent (floor B1F), screwdriver (recreation room), stapler (3F office) and crowbar (B1F hold) USE DETERGENT ON CRATE USE SCREWDRIVER ON CRATE USE STAPLER WITH CRATE X TAPE TAKE TAPE OPEN CRATE WITH CROWBAR X CRATE TAKE BOOTS E WEAR BOOTS N N TAKE WALLET X WALLET OPEN WALLET TAKE KEYCARD X YELLOW KEYCARD ... Remember this. S XYZZY S S REMOVE BOOTS E X VENDING MACHINE USE CROWBAR WITH MACHINE OPEN YELLOW DOOR NE ENTER VENT E PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 3F BUTTON OPEN YELLOW DOOR E X SIGN X MONSTER TALK TO MONSTER GIVE PRUNE JUICE TO MONSTER N ... When you make a mistake and get lost in the maze, simply go in a random direction a few times and try again. NE W NW X SIGN N SMELL E TAKE GPS W S PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 1F BUTTON W ENTER DUCT TAKE GPS X GPS ENTER VENT E PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 3F BUTTON E N W X PORTRAIT X PEDESTAL USE DETERGENT ON PEDESTAL X PEDESTAL PUT LAVA LAMP ON PEDESTAL X COFFIN X DUST TAKE KEYCARD N -Chapter 3- S PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 1F BUTTON OPEN EAST DOOR E TAKE PIPETTE TAKE ELECTROMAGNET N X BODY PRESS RED BUTTON ... It doesn't matter in which order you press the three buttons. PRESS YELLOW BUTTON PRESS GREEN BUTTON X BASKET X HAM TAKE HAM TAKE BAG S X AGOTRON OPEN AGOTRON PUT HAM IN AGOTRON CLOSE AGOTRON OPEN AGOTRON OPEN AGOTRON TAKE BONE W PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 3F BUTTON OPEN BLUE DOOR W X TERMINAL INSERT BLUE KEYCARD INTO SLOT PUT BAG ON TERMINAL TURN ON MAGNET INSERT BLUE KEYCARD INTO SLOT X TAPE PUT TAPE ON TERMINAL TURN ON MAGNET N 4 ... Feel free to mess around in the computer a bit. Just don't forget to check the spam folder and to open the fuel tank. 3 4 5 3 4 6 E PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 1F BUTTON N N ASK LUCY ABOUT CAKE ASK LUCY ABOUT CAKE RECIPE S S W CHANGE CHANNEL TO 2 DROP PAN ... It's time to finally bake the cake. Let's start by adding everything you already got. I PUT 51 DIRTY DISHES IN PAN ... This takes care of both the porcelain and the 51 grams of alien-killing food. PUT DETERGENT IN PAN ... This one is obvious. PUT BOOTS IN PAN ... Your rubber boots... PUT SALT IN PAN ... From the kitchen cabinet. PUT PEPPER IN PAN PUT TAPE IN PAN ... For the tentacle hairs. PUT BONE IN PAN ... You got this by putting the ham in the Agotron. BREAK WINE BOTTLE TAKE CORK USE PIPETTE WITH WINE USE PIPETTE WITH PAN ... That's the red wine. TAKE PAN E E X EMPTY FLASK X YELLOW POTION USE PIPETTE WITH YELLOW POTION ... It seems there is no more red Tetra-x-ide you can mix with the yellow potion. But red wine will make a good substitute. So make X PIPETTE ... There should be an orange substance in it. DROP PAN USE PIPETTE WITH PAN OPEN FLASHLIGHT PUT POLONIUM IN AGOTRON ... Time for a little but of nuclear physics. PUT CROWBAR IN AGOTRON PUT WET MOP IN AGOTRON ... This needs to be dried later. CLOSE AGOTRON OPEN AGOTRON TAKE RUST PUT RUST IN PAN ... That's the iron oxide. TAKE MOP TAKE LEAD PUT LEAD IN PAN ... This should be the last ingredient. USE MOP WITH PAN ... Make sure the mop isn't wet. TAKE PAN W W ENTER DUCT PUT PAN IN MICROWAVE CLOSE MICROWAVE TURN ON MICROWAVE X CAKE TAKE CAKE ENTER VENT E PRESS BUTTON S PRESS B1F BUTTON X PORTAL ... If you haven't opened it yet, do it now using the cockpit computer. E X HOLE PUT CORK IN HOLE ... In case you forgot it: the cork is in the same room as where you broke the wine bottle. DROP CAKE ... With this you refuel the tank. W PRESS BUTTON S PRESS 3F BUTTON W N 5 3 4 3 ... If you've dropped the cake in the fuel tank, put a cork in the hole there and closed the portal everything should be OK. 2 EARTH 1 -Epilogue- S E E X LANTERN TAKE LANTERN TALK TO ALIEN GIVE DISH TO ALIEN TAKE LANTERN S N OPEN FUSE BOX S S PRESS 1F BUTTON N N ... Time for the final battle! Make one mistake now and you die. Of course that doesn't really matter since you can just undo and I USE MOP WITH GUN USE YELLOW KEYCARD WITH LASER ... If you'd examine stuff more often you would probably not even need this walkthrough... TAKE GUN SHOOT MISSLE X ARM UNDO SHOOT ELBOW Z ... It's time for the very final puzzle... X WIRING X LOOSE WIRE TAKE BULLET Z X PORT PUT BULLET IN PORT TAKE WIRE Z Z Z USE WIRE WITH BULLET